Is your website fire
or a dumpster fire?
Enter any URL and our AI will roast your website with brutally honest (and hilarious) feedback — plus a real score and actionable fixes.
What the AI said about real websites
“Your hero section says 'Welcome' like it's a dentist's office in 1997”
“47 stock photos and a 'Submit' button. Submit to what? Boredom?”
“Your pricing page has more fine print than a credit card agreement”
How it works
1. Enter a URL
Paste any website URL. We'll visit it, screenshot it, and analyze everything.
2. AI analyzes it
Our AI examines design, copy, UX, SEO, and trust signals — then prepares its roast.
3. Get roasted
Receive your score, hilarious roast lines, and upgrade to the full report for specific fixes.
Simple pricing
Free Roast
$0
- ✓ Overall score
- ✓ 3 brutal roast lines
- ✓ 6 category breakdowns
- ✓ Shareable score card
- ✗ Actionable fixes
- ✗ Rewritten copy
Full Report
$19.99 one-time
- ✓ Everything in Free
- ✓ Specific actionable fixes
- ✓ AI-rewritten headlines & CTAs
- ✓ Full SEO audit
- ✓ Trust & credibility analysis
- ✓ 10 bonus roast lines
- ✓ Competitor comparison
FAQ
Is my website actually visited?
Yes! We visit your URL, take a screenshot, and analyze the actual content, design, and code. No fake analysis here.
Are the roasts actually funny?
Painfully so. Our AI has been trained to be brutally honest with a sharp sense of humor. But behind every joke is genuine, actionable insight.
What does the paid report include?
AI-rewritten headlines and CTAs, a full SEO audit, trust analysis, competitor comparison, and 10 additional roast lines. It's like hiring a $5,000 consultant for $19.99.
Can I roast my competitor's website?
Absolutely. Enter any public URL. Many users roast competitors to find weaknesses. Just don't tell them we sent you.